Frequently Asked Questions

Are we alone in the Universe?
Are we there yet?
Can I borrow a quarter?
Do chickens have lips?
Do I have to?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
How's it goin'?
If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Is this a private conversation, or can anyone join in?
Paper or plastic?
Whassap?
What are you, nuts?
Whatcha been up to?
What color is the sky in your world?
What's Life all about, anyway?
What's the point?
What's up, Doc?
What's your major?
What time is it?
Where's the bathroom?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why me?
Ya want fries with that?

Questions that aren't as frequent as they used to be

What if God was one of us?
What's the story, morning glory?
What's your sign?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
You dig?

Infrequently Asked Questions

Are you sure that's all it costs, Quark?
Aw, c'mon, can't I go to bed an hour earlier, Dad?
Deacon Blue says they've got a name for the winners in the world. What the heck is it?
Does anyone remember who shot J.R.?
Does anyone wanna hear the Macarena one more time?
Does anyone want more lima beans?
Do you think we can get Fran Drescher to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl?
Hey Bill, wanna watch my pudding for me?
Hey Jimmy, did you ever notice how much Clark looks like Superman?
Hey, O.J., wanna go on a date with my sister?
Oh please, can I take out the garbage tonight?
What the hell is a kahuna, anyway? And is it good to have a big one?
Who the hell is Tom Hanks?
Who wants pigsnout?