Garfield & Friends (Rap)
he's fat and he's lazy; he sleeps and he's so crazy
he's funky, he's groovy; he's grumpy, he's moody
he's my main cat Garfield (that's me)
the fuzzy little ears on the top of his head
eyelids hangin down like he just got out of bed
a bustin dialect, he's a cat and i know that
a-groovin with the sounds he can really get down
playin with Odie spells disaster
but Garfield's the cat and remains the master
double rabble babble, he's a cat and i know that
but stickin with the facts, he can take you on back
he's so fat, he's so fat, and he loves the lasagne
eatin it whole with the sticky parmesan, yeah... [parmigiana?]
Garfield and friends; here they come, here they come, here they come!

Liberty Street (by Cowboy Junkies)
Today's the day that the world becomes my oyster
Today's the day that I've set aside
To find a place in the new sunshine
Today's the day I start using my voice, sir

Today's the day that I crack that shell
And probe it for a pearl or two
Today's the day cause that's my choice sir

Just Over the Brooklyn Bridge (Music: Marvin Hamlisch. Lyrics: Alan & Marilyn Bergman. Performed by: Art Garfunkel)
A world of its own
The streets where we played
The friends on every corner
Were the best we ever made
The backyards and the schoolyards
And the trees that watched us grow
The days of love when dinnertime
Was all you had to know
Whenever I think of yesterday
I close my eyes and see
That place, just over the Brooklyn Bridge
That'll always be home to me
It'll always be home to me

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (short version)
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all, koolin' all
Shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, 'Nah, forget it.' "Yo, Homes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, Homes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Lenny
When I come down this boulevard
Just cut me slack 'cause I work hard
No, I don't need a bodyguard
'Cause no one backs me down
Y'know I can't buy diamonds
Mink or sable
But I put food upon this table
I do everything I'm able
And no one backs me down

I'm just a man who feels that all his
Work never is in vain
I'm just a man who holds his family
Sheltered from the rain

Mad About You
Tell me why I love you like I do
Tell me who can start my heart as much as you
Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine
They say nobody's perfect, but that's really true this time
I don't have the answers, I don't have a plan
I'm mad about you baby, so darlin' help me understand
What we do, you can whisper in my ear
Where we go, who knows what happens after here?
Let's take each other's hands as we jump into the final frontier
Mad about you baby
Yeah-ah, I'm mad about you

The Mask
I got my wit and my winnin' smile
I'm a livin' lesson in flair and style
And you just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire
And I'm Nouveau, Deco, Roman-Greco, Rococo, Barroco
Be-bop and hip-hop, eh...flip flop!
Somebody stop me!
Pretty Viridian faces like mine
don't come a dime a dozen
I stand out in a crowd
They went they made me yeah they broke the mold
Wholesome and kind, staid and refined
Totally out of my mind!
Arch-villains and ne'er-do-wells
Had better learn to decorate prison cells
Green goes with anything if they ask, see
There's one last thing I gotta sing about
Open up wide and really shout
Ohhhhh, look out!
This is the mask! Smokin!

The Jazzy Jeff Breakdown (an ad for Starter caps)
Yo- this is Jazzy Jeff
And how did I get my starter hat to look like this?
The Jazzy Jeff Breakdown

First you grab the hat
Then you grip the hat
Then you flip the hat
Make sure it's a Starter hat
Then you raise the hat
Then you slam the hat!
Then you twist the hat
Then you turn the hat
Then you spin the hat
Then you smoothe the hat

Hey- don't forget. Look for the star.

Blossom
Don't know about the future, that's anybody's guess
Ain't no good reason for gettin' all depressed
Buy up your pad and pencil, I'll give you a piece of my mind
In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine

Stop all your fussin', slap on a smile
Come out and walk in the sun for awhile
Don't fight the feeling, you know you wanna have a good time
And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine

Cheers
Makin' your way in the world today takes everything you've got
Takin' a break from all your worries sure would help alot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see out troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
You wanna go where people know people are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Material World
We're separated by politics
we're separated by alphabets
Separated by demands for more
Separated by the love of war
Separated, look at how we fight
Let's not be separated tonight

We're separated by [if anyone can tell me the word, i'll be eternally grateful]
We're separated by the color of our skin
Separated by vanity and greed
Separated by the jealousy we heed
Separated, look at how we fight
Let's not be separated...tonight

The Look is CBS
We like stars at night, and sunny days
Stock car races and double plays
We like hats, cats, and rock & roll
Birthday cakes and the super bowl
North and south, east and west

The look of America is CBS
The look is CBS, oh yeah
The look of America is CBS
The look is CBS

We like playin' ball, and shootin' pool
Mmm, after hours, and after school
We like old jeans, and fax machines
Good friends and the American dream
The time is now, the time is now, the word is yes
The look of America is CBS
The look is CBS, oh yeah
The look of America is CBS
The look is CBS

Absolutely Fabulous
This wheel's on fire
Rollin' down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode

Red Dwarf
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun sun
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling on my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

Freakazoid
Super toon extraordinaire; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Runs around in underwear; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Rescues Washington, D.C.; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Unless something better's on TV; Freakazoid, Freakazoid
His brain's overloading; Let's add some chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud; Freakazoid, Freakasoid

Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace
Went surfin' on the Internet, then got zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid, who's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy, cause he's a lunatic

His homebase is the Freakalair; Freakazoid, fricassee
Floyd the barber cuts his hair; Freakazoid, chimpanzee
Drives around in the Freakmobile; Freakazoid, free kazoo (or freaka-zoo)
Hopes to make a movie deal; Freakame, Freakayou
He's here to save the nation, so stay tuned to this station
If not we'll be unemployed, Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Freakazoid!

Perfect Strangers
Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to rearrange
Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change
No matter what the odds are this time, nothing's gonna stand in my way
This flame in my heart, like a long lost friend
Gives every dark street a light at the end

Standin' tall, on the wings of my dreams
Rise and fall, on the wings of my dreams
The rain and thunder, the wind and haze
I'm bound for better days
My life, my dreams
And nothing's gonna stop me now

Max Glick
I am sitting in the back ya-ard
painting three painty-ings
You are writing your writy-ing
On childhood behavior
On childhood behavior

b-b b-b b-b b-b blossoms on the fruit tree-ees
Everywhere greenery
Even goldfish scenery

And you say, "How 'bout a hot meal?"
You say, "How 'bout a hot meal?"
Hot meal, mmm-mm
Hot meal, mmm; everyone likes a hot meal

Johnny Bago (by Jimmy Buffett)
Life's too complicated, it's too complex
Bounced from town to town like rubber checks
Didn't know at the time
I'd pay double for the crime
Not to mention a serious problem with the opposite sex
I guess that's friggin' that
Like an anchovy to an alley-cat
Johnny Bago's gonn have his say
A little further down the lost highway
You see, that's friggin' that
Talkin' to a 'bago diplomat
Johnny Bago's gonna have his say
A little further down the lost highway
A little further down the lost highway

Spider-Man
Spider-man, Spider-man,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size.
Catches thieves, just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man...
Is he strong? Listen, bud-
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-man...
In the chill of night,
At the scene of a crime,
Like a stream of light,
He arrives just in time.
Spider-man, Spider-man,
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man.
Wealth and fame? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang-up.
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spider-man!

Moon Over Parma (Drew Carey Show)
Moon over Parma,
bring my love to me tonight.
Guide her to Cleveland,
underneath your silvery light.
We're going bowlin'
So don't lose her in Solon.
Moon over Parma, tonight!

Ballad of Serenity (Firefly; performed by Sonny Rhodes)
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
You can't take the sky from me

Teen Titans (performed by Puffy AmiYumi)
When there's trouble, you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, Go!

With their super powers, they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They got the bad guys on the run
They never stop till the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, Go!
1-2-3-4 go!
Teen Titans!

Freckles (Rurouni Kenshin)
I brush against the freckles that I hated, so what?
Life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you
It's heavy, the love that I once shared with you
Then it dissolved like it was just a sugar cube

Now the little pain sitting in my heart has shrunk in a bit,
but it really does hurt me now
Those silly horoscopes I
guess I can't trust them after all

If we could get further away (Ooooh...)
I wonder what it would be like...
Yayayy!
I'd be so happy
inside my heart

All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind
But they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul
And tonight I thought I'd be just sitting in my sorrow
And now I must wonder why
What did it really mean to you
I just can't see it anymore
I just can't see it anymore
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhh....