Crypt TV's Monster Madness
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This is a sort of anthology series about which I know nothing. There was, apparently, another anthology of the same title presented at the Tribeca Film Festival in 2017, which consisted of a different set of short films. This anthology is from 2018, and I have no idea if it appeared anywhere other than Crypt TV's Facebook page (and possibly YouTube), which as far as I can see gives no indication that the shorts are part of a series at all. I'm just relying on IMDb's list of films that are supposedly part of the series. Whether it's correct or not, I have no idea.


The Widower (4:42)
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Some people are shooting arrows at bottles, and one guy misses. His arrow goes off into the woods and hits a monster, but they think it's a person so they go looking for them to try to help, but then... there's another monster who is angry at them... and um I guess he was the product of some weird science experiment. It's just all really weird.

The Maestro (1:24)
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In the night, a voice on a tape recorder talks about a strange man offering music lessons for the man's son, which he declined. The son then turns off the tape recorder, and is soon chased by a creepy figure... and I dunno what else to say. It's weird.

Polaroid (3:08)
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A man is playing with a Polaroid camera, and the photos show a creepy figure in his home, a figure that is otherwise invisible. Of course the man keeps taking pictures and goes closer to where the figure appears in them, because people in films like this have no common sense. But whatever, it's still scary.

Bad Krampus (1:43)
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A man tries to get away from Krampus. He fails. Meh.

Happy Meal Horror (3:43)
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This is a CGI film about a robotic cow trying to escape from a more humanoid robot that works in a slaughterhouse I guess, where robotic cows are turned into hamburgers and packaged in Happy Meal boxes. It's pretty weird.

Dawn of the Ted
Has its own page.

Selfish (4:35)
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Instagram filters are dangerous. I guess. Meh.

Mister Sandman (4:56)
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A psychologist reads a creepy diary belonging to a patient, I guess, and records her thoughts on a tape recorder, and I dunno what else to say.

The Dorset (4:01)
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A guy kills a woman out in the woods. Then he makes a phone call, and learns about a local legend concerning those woods. Then things get creepy.

The Scarecrow (2:46)
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This was originally included in an anthology called 3 Minute Horror, which was not from Crypt TV. A man is walking his dog out in the woods, and comes across a scarecrow, which he foolishly investigates....

The Forgotten (3:01)
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Meh.

Octophobia (6:48)
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There are a couple of students in a science class, and one tells the other about someone who's afraid of the number 8, but the other student doesn't believe it. Then the teacher starts talking about spiders, and the unbelieving student finds himself alone, being chased by a giant spider. It's creepy, and gets creepier, but the very end of the film is actually rather amusing.

The Thicket (3:42)
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A girl is out in the woods trying to find her sister, I guess. And there's a twist ending you probably won't see coming.

Mr. Leadfeet (5:40)
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An old man finds a locked box, which he opens, and finds within it a creepy dummy in a wheelchair. And whenever he's not looking, the dummy seems to move. Beyond that, I don't want to say anything, but it has a genuinely tragic end.

Creeptoons (2:50)
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An animated thing where all the people and animals look creepy and weird, and there's a stray cat I guess, who eventually gets taken in by a young girl, and um I dunno what else to say. It's just weird.

The Chosen
Has its own page.

Pig Face (2:06)
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A director/actress named Zoe Hoffman is envisioning the final scene of her horror film "Pig Face," and um... fantasy and reality get kind of mixed up. I actually thought this one was fairly clever. (You might predict essentially what's going to happen, but probably not how it happens.)

The Innocent (3:32)
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A man wakes up in an elevator with an injured leg. And there are creatures outside that want to eat him, I guess. It's weird.

Tap Tap (3:21)
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This is another short that was originally part of "3 Minute Horror." A woman takes a bath, and... things get progressively creepy.

Milk & Cookies: Walter's Revenge
Has its own page.


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