that coffee bar you entered
at random, ordering
steamed frothy cups of coffee
some other blend they're serving
iced tea, chai, and coffee
whole beans or pre-ground
all this variation
it's just a part of their plan
Juan Valdez is coming
via burro
Starbucks is coming too
beware the cappuccino
because the milk is fake
the truth comes not in their cream
the truth comes only straight
well, steamed milk covers up the
conspiratory lies
their words are macchiato
the truth with milk defiled
Juan Valdez is coming
via burro
Starbucks is coming too
Juan Valdez is coming
via burro
they said black coffee just wouldn't do
but I drink it straight
I never add a thing
I never take the cream they're offering
I let her out the bar
I heard what she said of them
their mind-control comes through the drugs in cream
she drinks black black black black coffee
she drinks black black black black coffee
she drinks black black black black coffee
she drinks black black black black coffee
Juan Valdez is coming
via burro
Starbucks is coming too
Juan Valdez is coming
via burro
they said black coffee just wouldn't do
they stirred in milk with a spoon
they stirred in milk with a spoon
they stirred in milk with a spoon
they stirred in milk with a spoon
they stirred in milk with a spoon